CAPTAIN'S LOG: Stardate July 2013
Vulcan defying value, despite the sequel
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Opposite the Pavilion Gardens, minutes from the Opera Houses & Town Centre... 36 Rooms with Sky, Free Wi-Fi throughout, Free Parking and a chilled vibe. CAMRA/CASQUE MARK accredited Real Ale bar and a series of mouth watering dining menus.
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Ramsay's Real Ale Bar is both CAMRA/Casque Mark accredited and gives ya as swell a boozing choice as you'll find in the Country - our House pours inc Johnnie Walker Black, Martin Millers Gin & Skyy Vodka. Savour up to 6 cask ales, 12 vino's by the glass + 6 sexy lagers along with an incredible range of spirits allow a relaxed sampling of the majority of our offerings at austerity prices... come early, stay Happy!
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THE ALIEN VIEWPOINT
SPOCK: Captain, sensors indicate uncertaintainty in the crew as to the optimum viewing dimension of Star Trek Into Darkness.
KIRK: Your recommendations Spock?
SPOCK: The cinematic creation re-established the Star Trek franchise and simultaneously achieved an audience breakthrough with crossover appeal to different sexual, alien and age demographics without resorting to being a Poultry Flick.
KIRK: Your logic Spock? I concur Spock, though surely you mean Chick Flick – at least it wasn’t a Turkey! Do you have anything in mind?
SPOCK: Initial scans of the Earth have identified ‘Buxton’ - an area of outstanding natural beauty with both rarefied atmosphere and natural springs – such conditions propagate benefits upon the inner self conscious according to Vulcan research. Flooding threat is 0.0289% at their elevation in realtion to projected maritime sea levels.
KIRK: To hell with all that Spock; do they serve Romulan Ale?
SPOCK: Negative Jim, but Starfleet's Handbook on Intergalactic Entertaining states that Romulans prefer Asahi... Live Long & Prosper is their preferred toast.
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