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“Water, water, everywhere, Nor any drop to drink”

~ The Rime of the Ancient Mariner
Samuel Taylor Coleridge (1772 - 1834) ~

Obviously Mr Coleridge never visited Buxton...

CAPTAIN'S LOG: Stardate Feb Twenty-Ten "sensors indicate Buxton to be Bracing & Beautiful!" Thanks Spock...well we're all suitably Braced but definitely not Beautiful!

SPOCK: Captain, the crew’s efforts involvement in a galactically acclaimed 2009 motion picture should be rewarded.
KIRK:Your logic Spock?
SPOCK: The cinematic creation re-established the Star Trek franchise and simultaneously achieved an audience breakthrough with crossover appeal to different sexual, alien and age demographics without resorting to being a Poultry Flick.
KIRK: I concur Spock, though surely you mean Chick Flick – at least it wasn’t a Turkey! Do you have anything in mind?
SPOCK: Initial scans of the Earth have identified ‘Buxton’ - an area of outstanding natural beauty with both rarefied atmosphere and natural springs – such conditions propagate benefits upon the inner self conscious according to Vulcan research. Flooding threat is 0.0289% at their elevation in realtion to projected maritime sea levels.
KIRK: To hell with all that Spock; do they serve Romulan Ale?
SPOCK: Negative Jim, but Starfleet's Handbook on Intergalactic Entertaining states that Romulans prefer Asahi...Live Long & Prosper is their preferred toast

LORD LUCAN ENJOYS A BREAK WITH US - WATCH THE YooTube LINK AT THE BOTTOM!

Opposite the Pavilion Gdns and only a few mins from the elegant Spa Town Centre...close enough to the action yet an oasis of calm! Free Wi-Fi throughout, 90 Top Title monthly Mags to borrow, Sky, Free Parking...and a very chilled vibe. CAMRA accredited Real Ale bar + 5 sexy lagers and 12 sexier wines by the glass, an amazing Bkfst experience and a mouth watering Dinner menu – plus 5* Pandering from the Friendliest Free-Spirits in the High Peak. Child/Gay/Pet (detective)/MP (or any combination thereof) Friendly!